WARNING - This is a gaming blog from the point of view of a female. Not a way of seeking attention for my wonderful breasts. And any further questions on this matter will promptly be deleted.
So as implied, I am a girl. And I am most definitely a gamer. Put the two together and you get me - a 20 year old with a huge dream to become a Gaming Journalist. I promise to bring you all the reviews and general bollocks about what's going on in the Gaming industry!
But one last warning: I do swear continuously.I will be vicious back. And I HATE Call of Duty.
Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.
This is society for everything, if you are considered “conventionally attractive” than whatever you do it’s appealing. However if you are considered to be less attractive than whatever you do it’s wrong.
This deserves so many notes. I have heard all of the black quotes behind my back. It’s really demoralizing.